Guiley Breeds! - Congratulations!

Holy crap! Shelly and Derek are parents.

That right.

Zachary Harlan Guiley (a healthy 8lbs 15oz and 20 inches long) entered the world on Friday, September 9th at 7:53AM and immediately pissed all over it (literally, on the doctor who was delivering him). While I personally believe his action was a grand, deep, metaphorical gesture that was intended to be both funny and meaningful, Shelly thinks the kid just had to go. Both Zach and Mom are doing fantastic after the scheduled c-section (Zach was breech and had to be forcibly evicted after staging a very long sit in).

He's an amazing boy and we can't wait to introduce him to all of you. In the meantime, we'll be sure to notify you as soon as Zach's Poop Blog, the website where we'll document his every bowel movement through flash animation, daily updated charts and graphs, is up.

Zach -- look at that hair. Guess whose side that comes from. Hint:
Derek's bald.


Shelly and son. Have you guessed the bit about the hair yet?


Zach stone cold chillin' after his bath.