Opening Bell At The NYSE

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That's Randall Gaboriault, Phi Psi and businessman extraordinaire at the opening bell of the New York Stock Exchange yesterday.



It really is him.

Proud About-To-Be Parents

Congratulations to Derek and Shelley Guiley. Here is an update that he sent to me a few days ago.

Derek & Shelley are having a boy!!

In a few months...

September to be exact. I'll be signing him up for Little League shortly thereafter. Saw the penis today. It's about half the size of him which is totally normal... if you're a Guiley. My understanding is hair comes from the mother's side so he'll be fine in that department (don't fret).

Mom is doing fine. Her belly has popped a bit.

Will keep you posted.

Oh that Derek, always with the witty remarks about hair and genitalia. Now we know why he went Hollywood!

My Money Is On Him!

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Matt Glantz. Who? Yes, Matt. Remember Matt used to hang around with Joe Younnis and everyone thought they were brothers and called them Milli Vanilli since they looked and dressed alike? No? Well, the joke's on you because Matt is now ranked 101 in Bluff Magazine's top poker players.

Now I'm not into this poker craze, but am sure some of you are. Maybe Matt can give you fools some tips!

Nothing Can Stop Caponi Now!

Everyone's favorite loudmouth and Tony Robbins look-a-like has made partner at his law form. Congratulations to Caponi!

[Thanks to Harron for sending this update, been very busy hence the lag time between him sending and me updating]



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